thingcollector:

My shows are full of slutty men covered in slutty blood

cleopatrachampagne:

thecelestial-art:

The mean vampire lady can do whatever she wants, its kinda girlboss of her

[ID: A portrait of What We do in the Shadows’ Nadja of Antipaxos hung on a dark purple wallpaper. The portrait features Nadja in a wine red Victorian striped dress. It has dark purple lace and is striped throughout. She is opening her mouth in a snarl, showing her fangs. She has her hair in pig tails to show off her red highlights. She is sitting on a red couch.]

sightofsea:

stories about time travel are about two things. number one is inevitable tragedy. number two is seeing that inevitable tragedy and saying oh god I will make this right please even if I can’t fix it I will try to make this right. also I lied they’re about three things and third is obviously love

(via angelsdean)

wybienova:

[gets a tumblr ask and reads it] wow! i should respond to that!! first i have to do something though [walks into the ocean never to be seen again]

(via angelsdean)

bookofjudith:

I ask Jessica what drowning feels like and she says,

(via beholdingslut)